Deer Squirrel

Dear Dog-Taunting Squirrel,

Do you think it is fun to sit just out of reach of my dearly loved rat terrier and chatter insults at her?   Do you think it is a challenge to bring your pilfered peanuts to my flower bed to bury them just beyond the reach of her leash?  Do you call your squirrely friends when she is in the fenced side yard?-Hey, the dog is out.  Let's go scamper on the neighbors' roofs and run on the telephone lines where she can see us. Did you know that she comes from a long line of rodent killers and she can't help but bark her head off at the very sight of you?

Well, do you know what I have in my big room?  Besides the blow gun?

Your picture.

Sincerely,

Ms Brenda

P.S.  Squirrely is too a word.