Who Is That Masked Woman?

I got new sunglasses.  Prescription sunglasses.  Polarized so I can be a better fly fisher woman.  I am really happy with them.  I imagine they make me look like a movie star.  Because I really don't know what I look like in them.  So I took a picture of myself.  And maybe I look more like a blind woman wearing really thick dark glasses. 

Which will be equally impressive when I am fly fishing.  Look at that chubby blind fisherwoman.  Indeed, the fish may be stunned.