Bad Hair Days

One of two things is happening.
 Possibility #1.  My hair has reached critical mass where the number of gray hairs on my head outnumbers the brown hairs on my head. When I discovered my first gray hairs many years ago (you know, the ones that stick weirdly out of the top of your head) I wondered what my hair would look like when they were all gray hairs sticking out of my head in every direction possible. Yesterday that happened.  It was not pretty.
 Possibility #2.  My hair is possessed by an evil spirit.  The more attention I pay to it, the more power it claims.  Today that seemed like a pretty real possibility.  It was not pretty.
I either need an exorcism or a haircut.