More or Less Fortunate

STP's text:  On my way home.   Need anything?
My text:  2 eggrolls
STP's text: ok
Verizon unlimited texts:  Totally worth it.

My fortune cookie:

Cracked open in the wrapper:

Totally lacking a fortune:

Leaving me to totally write my own fortune for today:

You will have lunch with the love of your life.