I am restarting the Couch to 5k program. I am running long distance with the Queen of Queens. Just a few differences. She is young, I am old. She pushes a stroller with two children in it. I leash myself to the dog and let her pull me along. The Queen has an i-phone and downloads C25K program friendly podcasts. My i-pod is dead and I can't figure out how to get podcasts onto my phone.
So I just put my old i-pod earphones in and pretend I am really cool and I am listening to something really wonderful. If the dog runs circles around me and I trip over her leash and crash to the ground and require medical treatment and the paramedics discover my earphones are not connected to anything, then I will claim that I was mugged and my i-phone was stolen.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
On to week 2.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
woot for week two! run Miss Brenda run...
you make me giggle and i love you :)
Post a Comment