Sunday, February 21, 2010

Extreme Curling

What if curling was invented in Why-oming by bored ice fishermen?  Then the size of the 'house' would be determined by the size of the lake.  And there would be holes randomly bored in the ice.  And you could sweep your opponents' stone into a hole and watch it plummet to the bottom of the lake on your fish finder.  All that and wild and crazy pants.  Imagine the possibilities.

Also, Scott Hamilton may be a remarkable skater and a tremendous human being, but he should not be allowed to be a figure skating commentator.  Oh, ah, and uh are mouth sounds-not commentary.  I'm just saying.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think the Int'l Olympic Committee needs to hear the part about sweeping opponents' stones into holes; there may be a rule change coming for 2014. Additionally, I'm not sure if even Wyoming could have topped the Norweigans for craziness of pants... http://bit.ly/9uKpNR