Goob (Upon waking this am): Don't tell me. I know how the game ended. One second left. Roethlisberger pass complete to the endzone. Steelers win.
Me: I thought you saw the end of the game.
Goob: I did. I just like that ending better.
Me: People in Pittsburgh are calling in sick this morning. And they are being meaner to their kids.
Goob: And to their moms.
Me: Aren't you glad we know it is just a game?
Goob: Yeah. Of course, if we had won it would be a matter of pride, and dominance, and who is the better man.
Me: Exactly.
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this is so it. exactly. i love you guys :)
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