Black Out

So was I right about the black pumpkins? 








The only question is whether the set designers on MNF on ESPN read women's magazines or just my blog.

In honor of full disclosure I think I need to mention that if you paint your pumpkins black and let them sit in the sun they will absorb enough heat to prematurely bake them and start the rotting process inside their black skins.

Then you will have to turn them around and carve their face on their back sides.  (Which can lead to Zachary's Disease.)

Excuse me while I haul my black pumpkin to the dumpster...