Rainy Days and Wednesdays

Another rainy day in Dodge City. And cold. It is all my fault, as you may have guessed. It's because I have the week off. Ever since I worked summers at Porky's it always rains on my days off. Co-workers used to check the schedule to be sure not to plan any outside activities on my day off. Five things I learned at Porky's:
1. How to put a curl on top of an ice cream cone.
2. It always rains on my day off.
3. The correct usage of the phrase,"Yep, yep, yahum. That's my goat."
4. Never mix chlorox and ammonia in your mop bucket.
5. I didn't want to work at Porky's for the rest of my life.
FYI--Working at Porky's did not make me smell like pigs. It made me smell like french fries.