Things One Should Not Do

One should not go to a country swing dancing class one evening and watch The Horse Whisperer the following evening.  Especially if one has had a crush on Robert Redford since she was in high school.  It will make one hanker for a pair of cowboy boots and Robert Redford to touch the small of one's back. 

If the STP figures out how to use this to his advantage, country western could be his new favorite music.